Sex is fun and pleasurable and exciting. But sometimes, it can also be…well, weird and a source of blush-worthy blunders. Even more so when sex toys are in the mix.

RandyFox has scoured the internet and found some of the most awkward, cringe-worthy, and embarrassing sex escapades involving toys for your entertainment. While sexual encounters can lead to mind-blowing orgasmic bliss, sometimes it can lead to hilarity that you and your partner can look back fondly.

 

Sometimes, you just have to be a little more careful with your bondage play.

"When I first started using a flogger on my partner, I accidentally whacked him across the face... Whoops. When we first tried using candle wax, I burned him. He has a little scar on his chest now. I feel so abusive. He laughs every time it's brought up. Just about every experiment we've had together has been hilariously awkward."
—Reddit user Frozen-scumbag

 Nalone Ian Bullet Vibrator

Sometimes, it’s the small things.

"Having really good sex, the small bullet vibrator we were using somehow made its way further in than it was supposed to and got stuck. Took about 30 minutes to fish it back out. It was on the entire time."
—Reddit user elliebug

 

Sometimes, it’s about not hiding the toy friend well enough.

“When I was 9 or 10, I was at my friend’s house playing hide and seek. She hid in the wardrobe in her parents bedroom. A few seconds later she screamed and came out – something was moving in there. It was a dry-cleaning bag full of sex toys. Dildo in hand, we were shouting, ‘what the hell is this?!’ Butt plugs, vibrators, lube… all sorts were found. We put it all away and didn’t say anything. That evening, after I’d gone home, her mum came round and apologised, explaining that they’d had an Ann Summers party a few months ago. My friend was apparently traumatised so her mum wanted to make sure I was okay.”

- Annonymous

 

Sometimes, it’s about wrong timings.

I got searched at the airport because my vibrator randomly turned on in my handbag while going through security. :/

- Secrets from the whisper app

 

Sometimes, it’s about desperation.

Once, I lost my dildo, so I used my lamp bottom. It hurt and it wasn’t worth it.

- Secrets from the whisper app

 

Sometimes, it’s when toys break.

A friend bought me a pair of vibrating love balls from a well-known high street sex shop.  Keen to try them, I popped them in and proceeded to have a marvelous time with a female lover. So far, so good.

Come removal time, only one ball came out. The other couldn’t cope with the pull and the cord broke – I had a love ball the size of a golf ball lodged up me! Horror. Keen on avoiding a trip to the hospital, I pretty much forced her to have a rummage (she had very long nails so not too keen on this). She had been busy moving house, and had no idea where her lubes were. The first useful thing she came across was a bottle of cooking oil. In order to get a good grip of the ball, she had to oil up her fist and get to work (explains my continued dislike of fisting, I’d say).  It took a while, but eventually the darn thing came out. We were both pretty traumatised afterwards.

I cried and she made me a cup of blueberry tea. After that, she never wanted to use sex toys again.

- Anonymous from metro.co.uk

 Doc Johnson OptiMALE Vibrating C Ring

Sometimes, it’s when using toys for the first time.

"The first time I used a cock ring with a guy, it was too strong and ended up making me laugh hysterically. And then there's him, just kneeling on the bed with this thing vibrating like mad and he's shyly like, '...can I please take this off now...' It was very cute, very embarrassing and never again."
—Reddit user dirtymagician

Sometimes, it involves pets.

I had some friends over for dinner and halfway through the meal, I heard a really loud vibrating sound, like it was coming from my hardwood floors.

We thought one of our phones had fallen and started ringing on silent, but when I went to check if it as mine, I saw my dog had found the vibe I keep under my bed and was using it as a chew toy.

Needless to say, I threw the vibrator away and bought my pup one of those squeaky chew toys.

- Anonymous from metro.co.uk

 

Sometimes, it involves techy issues.

"It was 5 a.m. one morning when my wife’s alarm went off. She reached over and turned off the alarm and we lay there, waking up, trying to get the energy to get out of bed. While lying there, we started messing around, one thing lead to another, and we started fooling around. After a while, we finished our fun and got up and showered for the day.

"Later at work, my wife was stocking some shelves when her co-worker, let’s call her Kim, came up to talk to her and couldn’t stop smiling devilishly. My wife kept trying to ask her what was so funny when Kim finally said, 'So, have a good morning did you?' Obviously confused, my wife had no idea what Kim was talking about. Then Kim asked my wife to see her phone. Kim showed my wife her call log and asked, 'Do you see something odd?' At 5:06 a.m., my wife had a call on her call log to Kim’s phone. Then the proverbial 'lightning bolt' hit my wife. Sometime during the sexy time, someone rolled over on the phone and butt-dialed Kim. When Kim picked up, she overheard the moaning and groaning and Kim and her boyfriend listened to the entire thing. To this day my wife can’t look at Kim in the face without laughing."
—Reddit user 
brentf2000